I can confirm the sound of shuffling cards is, in fact, Fzzzt!
I was hoping I nailed it!
This card shark has teeth!
His bite is worse than his bark.
Teeth, yes! But they may come in a jar!
It might take him a while to find them, but he’s got ’em
Ah, Vampa’s about to sink his false teeth into a hapless rube. Get ’em, V!
As long as they don’t play strip poker…eeeewwww
There’ll be time enough for Countin’, when the dealin’s done!
I think Vampa might make a killing
Wow, look at Vampa go!
I think he knows a few card tricks too!
Vampa means business
He’s been watching to much poker on TV
Most old people aren’t lost. They’re just playing cards.
…or pocket pool!
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I can confirm the sound of shuffling cards is, in fact, Fzzzt!
I was hoping I nailed it!
This card shark has teeth!
His bite is worse than his bark.
Teeth, yes! But they may come in a jar!
It might take him a while to find them, but he’s got ’em
Ah, Vampa’s about to sink his false teeth into a hapless rube. Get ’em, V!
As long as they don’t play strip poker…eeeewwww
There’ll be time enough for Countin’, when the dealin’s done!
I think Vampa might make a killing
Wow, look at Vampa go!
I think he knows a few card tricks too!
Vampa means business
He’s been watching to much poker on TV
Most old people aren’t lost. They’re just playing cards.
…or pocket pool!