Vampa just discovered that humans are easier to chew.
and less hairy
yes…and that too!
and less mouthy!
Chew on THAT, Sunny!
That single fang is putting in some overtime!
Vampa should invest in fang dentures called fangtures!
He keeps his fangs in a mason jar on his nightstand.
Humans are very yummy!
I’ll take your word on that, Jack!
Who can resist a hot meal?
98.5 degrees of bliss!
And most humans don’t have fleas. Except me, I have fleas so don’t get me!
A little flea powder and you’ll be good to go!
And no doggy breath!
That’s always a plus!
Human for me. I need someone who can iron!
That’s kinda how I feel about it too, Michael!
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Vampa just discovered that humans are easier to chew.
and less hairy
yes…and that too!
and less mouthy!
Chew on THAT, Sunny!
That single fang is putting in some overtime!
Vampa should invest in fang dentures called fangtures!
He keeps his fangs in a mason jar on his nightstand.
Humans are very yummy!
I’ll take your word on that, Jack!
Who can resist a hot meal?
98.5 degrees of bliss!
And most humans don’t have fleas. Except me, I have fleas so don’t get me!
A little flea powder and you’ll be good to go!
And no doggy breath!
That’s always a plus!
Human for me. I need someone who can iron!
That’s kinda how I feel about it too, Michael!