The vamposaurus was the ancestor of the modern day mosquito. Everyone knows what blood suckers they are. A little known fact is that there is one remaining vamposarus still living in Vinnie’s basement in cold storage in that freezer chest behind the old ping pong table.
I’m pretty sure the vamposaurus was the ancestor of the modern day IRS employee. They’re the biggest blood suckers going AND they used to be human like other vampires! 🙂
I feel the same way about how you took something as terrifying as Bigfoot and made him adorable, until he blows his stack…then he can be a little intimidating…
That actually is a great theory, I buy it
Thanks, I don’t know where Sunny comes up with this stuff!
Sounds as good as any!
I’d get on board with this theory!
Waaaaay more plausible than some dumb asteroid!
…and much more interesting!
That is a compelling theory indeed! But wait. With Sunny around, this could happen to HUMANS!! (cue music) DA DA DA….
Hopefully history won’t repeat itself!
The vamposaurus was the ancestor of the modern day mosquito. Everyone knows what blood suckers they are. A little known fact is that there is one remaining vamposarus still living in Vinnie’s basement in cold storage in that freezer chest behind the old ping pong table.
I’m pretty sure the vamposaurus was the ancestor of the modern day IRS employee. They’re the biggest blood suckers going AND they used to be human like other vampires! 🙂
I totally agree!
Look out, Jurrassic Park!
Look-out ANCIENT ALIENS! Here comes ANCIENT VAMPIRES!
I can see a Predator vs. Vamposaurus movie! 🙂
It is the better of all theories so far. And most plausible. I’m in.
Thanks! Sunny may be on to something!
Hmmm…that…that really makes a lotta sense to me, too.
Uh oh…I think I started a movement! 🙂
Why do I keep thinking there’s some Vamposaurus DNA in Sunny somewhere..?
Well, Mark, she is cold blooded, after all….. 🙂
It’d be pretty hard to debunk that theory!
It’s pretty much a faith based theory!
I’m going to a symposium about the Vamposaurus in UC Berkeley… I didn’t use to believe in it, but then I saw one on panel 3.
It’s an elusive creature…
This is a pretty terrifying theory, Tim. Didn’t realize anyone could make dinosaurs more terrifying than they already were, but you managed it. -v
I feel the same way about how you took something as terrifying as Bigfoot and made him adorable, until he blows his stack…then he can be a little intimidating…
I am just glad I never met this vamposaurus.
I’m glad I never met any of them, actually! 🙂
Hmmm, makes a lot of sense.
And Vampa-saurus still roams the earth!
Yeah…and he is as ornery as ever!